Tuggers Monthly October 2010 Edition.....

A Beer and Curry Witty Gathering, 15/10/10

Gentleman, its been too long and a gathering is due. Topic for this will be "Baps!" A womans weapon of choice or just something to put your bacon in! Thanks go to Tim Wilkinson for bringing this important issue to the top table.

Suggested evening for this quite topical subject is Friday 15th October from 7:30pm onwards at the Jolly Farmer Conference Centre.

Please let me know if you can come along and add your wisdom to this, what I think, is an important that must be settled once and for all.  Keep on tugging.

Pub Joke of the Month

After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves nearest the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, 'How was it?', 'Well,' says the man, frowning. 'You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.'

Quote of the Month

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't have the decency to thank her."
- W. C. Fields